Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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