Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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