Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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