we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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