these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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