yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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