Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You can't motorboat a personality
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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