literally had 100 drinks last night.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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