Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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