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Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
we should paint friendship bongs
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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