How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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