Tell her she can't have a vagina
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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