just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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