Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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