Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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