This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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