i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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