is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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