I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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