Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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