you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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