So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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