So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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