Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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