i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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