just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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