can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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