so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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