The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
420 ftw
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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