dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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