i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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