Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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