ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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