We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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