? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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