This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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