so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
