I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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