I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Send help, water and tortillas.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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