That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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You. Win. At. Life.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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