sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
And the cops told us we were all naked.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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