We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Is Oprah even human
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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