if i can run in heels then i can drive
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
