Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wish i was in the wii world.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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