Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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