Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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