i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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