At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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