Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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