when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
