I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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