i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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