Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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