Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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