It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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