she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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