I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm just crazy horny about you
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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